5 Favourite TV shows:   60 Minute Makeover
                                           The Shield
                                           Family Guy
                                           X-Files
                                        Midsomer Murders

Favourite Author:           Not JK. Rowling

Favourite Film:             Trainspotting

Perfect Meal:         Big assed well done steak with chips, fried tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, corn on the cob and garden peas and grilled onion.

Alcoholic beverage of choice: Black sheep bitter (or anything)

Ideal woman:                Rihanna

Fondest Memory:        Walking through a jungle in the rain in Thailand.

What are you rubbish at?: Pretty much everything I attempt to do

Favourite Crisp flavour:    Walker’s Cheese and Onion

Matt also writes for www.hecklerspray.com and courts controversy on a regular basis. Here's just some of the praise Matt has recieved from the general public for his prose...

"Disgusting article. D I S G U S T I N G. Who does this matthew think he is to write an article like this." - X
"this is so rude i dont think you should have done this" - erica
"i think this article is a little distasteful and naiive" - liz
"Silly post by a silly blogger. And I am almost as silly by wasting my own time with this comment." GuyTar
"Dear Readers, Is everyone getting really sick Matthew Laidlow? Doesn’t he represent the absolute worst of the tabloid press - as mean and malicious as your average school yard bully, only with a (slightly) larger audience. What a complete abuse of this public online space. We can only hope he’ll attempt to do something useful and stop tormenting the schoolyard with his spiteful little rants. And if he can’t do that, he should just stop writing altogether. - Amanda
" Keep this up and we will hound you until you need a long stay at the Priory."- Jean
"As for the author Matthew Laidbrains, you suck and lie like a troll pc of shit you moron. Why don’t you do something contructive with your life and end it you asshole. Who the hell do you think you are you second rate pc of journalistic shit. What the hell have you ever done, except have sex with your sister, that entitles you to talk crap about anyone. You toilet paper pc of trash, take your article and your face put them both in a shit can and burn them you ignorant ass wipe.
You really suck at what you do, what ever that is you just suck." EatMeWhole

Matthew Laidlow

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When he's not looking for bears...